{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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DYES Radyo Pilipinas is a radio station owned and operated by Presidential Broadcast Service. The station's studio is located in the Capitol Site, Brgy., Alang-Alang, Borongan.
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