{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}